Backstage rendezvous are healthy 
They realise there ain't for keeps ooh 
Nitty gritty recreation 
I have to go without some sleep 
Ooh ooh it ain't love but ooh ooh it ain't bad 
Some of them one night stands ooh ooh that I've had 
Keepin' me happy all the time I'm on my own 
Keepin' me satisfied when I'm away from home 
Backdoor ladies so persuasive 
How they work to take you in ooh ooh 
They guarantee you sheer exhaustion 
They notify my next of kin 
Ooh ooh it ain't love but ooh ooh it ain't bad 
Some of them one night stands ooh ooh that I've had 
Keepin' me happy all the time I'm on my own 
Keepin' me satisfied when I'm away from home 

Hail the rock 'n' rollin' backbone 
Cos bigger names they're out to win ooh 
No complication or frustration 
They don't keep you sane but they keep you thin 

Ooh ooh it ain't love but ooh ooh it ain't bad 
Some of them one night stands ooh ooh that I've had 
Keepin' me happy all the time I'm on my own 
Keepin' me satisfied when I'm away from home 
Ooh ooh it ain't love ooh ooh it ain't bad 
Ooh ooh it ain't love ooh ooh it ain't bad 
Ooh ooh it ain't love ooh ooh it ain't bad 
Ooh ooh it ain't love