Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain

MC Lars

Move over Kevin Bacon, 'cause I've got a new game
It's called "Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain" 
The man was an icon of Generation X 
A sound between Joy Division and NOFX (what?) 
Let's dissect this album called "Nevermind" 
Produced by Butch Vig of Garbage not Sublime 
Butch toured with U2, who wrote a song called "Bad," 
Just like Michael Jackson, this next part is rad 
"Weird Al" made fun of "Bad," and Nirvana too 
It brings us back to Kurt (here we go) (round two)
Kurt was in a band with Mr. Dave Grohl 
Dave was in Scream, that's the band not the movie 
Courtney loved to scream for a band called Hole 
She married Kurt Cobain and had a troubled soul 
Some people said she killed him, but that could be a lie 
Kurt wrote a song called "I Hate Myself and Want to Die" 
Courtney Love landed "Man on the Moon" 
Where Jim Carrey sang a song 
From the Mighty Mouse cartoon 
Danger Mouse not Mighty Mouse worked with the Beatles 
He mixed them with Jay Z the whole thing was illegal
Speaking of illegal Jack White did some time 
He hit another guy and assault is a crime 
So "Get Behind Me Satan" was loved by Rolling Stone 
Which leaves us with a cover... Kurt Cobain all alone. 
Issue 897... check the cover.