I call the late-night DJ up 'cause I hope you're listening in
I got a message just for you I'd really like to send
What I want to say, I can't right now
'Cause if I talk that way, they'll shut the station down

There's a name for you, I can't say it on the radio
They won't let me and they told me so
No matter what you put me through
There's a word for you and I can't say it on the radio
So I keep calling them until you know
Just what I think of you

I'd rather tell you face-to-face, but you left before I could
You're so good at being bad, too bad that you're no good
I wanna tell the world just what you are
Then I'll pull the plug [?]

There's a name for you, I can't say it on the radio
They won't let me and they told me so
No matter what you put me through
There's a word for you and I can't say it on the radio
So I keep calling them until you know
Just what I think of you

There's a name for you, I can't say it on the radio
They won't let me and they told me so
No matter what you put me through
There's a word for you and I can't say it on the radio
So I keep calling them until you know
Just what I think of you