Whoa oh

 Staggering home everybody sings
 All the old songs the cockney routines
 All the old women, all the young men
 Try changing places then back again

 Old man in the morning,
 Young man at night
 Breakfast full of wisdom
 Until you hit the lights

 Knock back the drinks , hitch up your skirt
 Fall over backwords undo your shirt
 Everyone shouting what a terrible state
 Age creeping backwards as it gets late

 Old man in the morning,
 Young man at night
 Breakfast full of wisdom
 Until you hit the lights

 Have a quick short, forget about work
 Have a couple more then you go beserk
 Who cares about this morning, Wise old man
 The wisdom comes up later and goes down the pan

 Old man in the morning,
 Young man at night
 Breakfast full of wisdom
 Until you hit the lights

 Then another round, forget whos turn
 Waking up to feel your stomach churn
 Whos in the chair and whos on the floor
 Incoherants knocking on the Door

 Old man in the morning,
 Young man at night
 Breakfast full of wisdom
 Until you hit the lights
 Hit the Lights