Gmi7 C Gmi7 B C Gmi7 F Gmi7
    Gmi7                                         C
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Gmi7                       B  C
You play the guitar on the MTV
Gmi7
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                      F              Gmi7
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
    Gmi7                                  C
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you  do it
Gmi7               B          C
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Gmi7
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
                       F    Gmi7
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

Eb               B
We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb               F
Custom kitchen deliveries
Gmi7
We gotta move these refrigerators
C                   D          E
We gotta move these colour TV's

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free